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the heart is the philosopher's throne: fic: Too Daze Gone

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:24:00 -0400

the heart is the philosopher's throne: fic: Too Daze Gone:

FF7/SPN || PG-13 || Aeris/Tifa || 4,100 words

“Aeris isn’t about to let this hot hunter with legs up to there get away so easily, and if it also means having more company than the rhododendron bent on greenhouse domination, then that’s just a bonus.”

AO3

Part of a series that includes

This series has more now~

salternates: just to demonstrate how pathetically much i’ve been thinking about FFX AU, i’m going...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 15:43:06 -0400

salternates:

just to demonstrate how pathetically much i’ve been thinking about FFX AU, i’m going to copy+paste the textedit i wrote before drawing the thing.

ugh i wish i had the willpower to write longfic

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I know just enough about Supernatural’s canon to be interested by this.

Thanks bunch, Jukebox Hound

dis-harmonia: suckoden: Okay here’s the deal. Like and/or...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 07:11:21 -0400

dis-harmonia:

suckoden:

Okay here’s the deal. Like and/or reblog (why you would want this ugly PoS on your blog - I couldn’t say) this post and I’ll speedsketch a portrait of you and write up a recruitment quote based on a cursory look at your blog. All will be done in MSPaint, the best art software ever made. It will be stupid and not very serious, much like my life.

If I get no bites I will record myself smashing my physical copy of Suikoden 2 with a hammer and put it on YouTube out of sheer embarrassment. If that sounds more appealing to you, ignore this post.

Yes it will be glorious. If we get 108 of us we can start our own army and get the good ending.

Oh, God, yes. I am down.

This is from Beastly.

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 23:24:50 -0400

This is from Beastly.

zeldafitzgerald: I MEAN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO PERFECT TO HAVE LADY STONEHEART BECAUSE MHYSA MEANS...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 22:14:32 -0400

zeldafitzgerald:

I MEAN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO PERFECT TO HAVE LADY STONEHEART BECAUSE MHYSA MEANS MOTHER AND UGH IT JUST WOULD HAVE BEEN SO PERFECT YOU FUCKERS GOOD LUCK WITH PEOPLE NOT FINDING OUT ABOUT HER WHILE YOU’RE FILMING NEXT SEASON

Ladies and Gentlemen, my thoughts about the season finale in convenient caps lock form.

Casual reminder that just because you're feeling weak doesn't mean you are weak, and everything will be okay.

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 09:05:43 -0400

So, one day I’ll be able to take this fully into heart, myself, but for now I’m reblogging for other people to see it.

ameliatully: imagine ur at a really fun asoiaf/got convention and then suddenly the staff closes...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 09:23:25 -0400

ameliatully:

imagine ur at a really fun asoiaf/got convention and then suddenly the staff closes the doors and the rains of castamere starts playing

You see, I want to do this at my sister’s wedding during my Maid of Honor speech. Or just have “The Rains of Castamere” start playing over dinner.

ninjatwins: holydestruction: fangirlandproudofit: I think a...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 09:22:05 -0400

ninjatwins:

holydestruction:

fangirlandproudofit:

I think a lot of people on tumblr need to see this.

Watch it

watch it

watch it

watch it

watch it

watch it

just fucking watch it

Everyone needs to watch this. Now.

TL;DR: This video is wonderful and has a wonderful message, but it’s not going to impact me very much because I don’t know these actors from Adam and meanwhile I do know the people who are triggering me to my face.

Art Ninja: Yeah, you don't know either.

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 23:08:01 -0400

Art Ninja: Yeah, you don't know either.:

scifigrl47:

Okay, MCU fans, I think we need to admit a hard truth: We don’t know what Clint is really like in movieverse.

We don’t.

I’m sorry. We have four or five lines and a couple of tough looks while he’s on the job in Thor. Those lines are snarky, but in an understated way. Is this…

Hey, MCU!Clint. I’d like to introduce you to Stephanie Plum’s Robert Brown and Lester Santos, and OG!Final Fantasy VII’s Zack.

For this darkness I was promised cookies: sassyagentcoulson: //I’m going to give this my best shot, this is a...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 07:20:05 -0400

For this darkness I was promised cookies: sassyagentcoulson: //I’m going to give this my best shot, this is a...:

sassyagentcoulson:

//I’m going to give this my best shot, this is a topic I’ve never dealt with before.

You can’t just “get rid of” abandonment issues. But the biggest step is recognizing that you have it, and that you are willing to find a way to keep it in control.

You have to get…

Reblogging because holy shit I need this and I’m sure other people do, too.

anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 23:01:42 -0400

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

YES. WHY NOT.

To the non-book readers:

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 22:18:55 -0400

mozartxvenus:

You were a sweet summer child, as green as grass.

Welcome to winter, bitch.

sabaceanbabe: vivianesection: theworstblogger: itsvondell: th...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 22:10:08 -0400

sabaceanbabe:

vivianesection:

theworstblogger:

itsvondell:

this is one of my favorite videos in the whole world

its a parrot just sort of casually practicing singing Drowning Pool’s “Bodies” to himself

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH

I’m laughing but I’m terrified.

Reblogging again because, 3 days later, I AM STILL LAUGHING.

And I get sent this right before the Red Wedding. And she didn’t even know. Awesome.

lettucefetish: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 09:20:25 -0400

lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

This feel. I know it.

my feelings on video games

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 08:20:32 -0400

chirart:

In case you haven’t noticed, I’m super passionate about video games, and why I want more games where women aren’t fuckable trophies!!!!

I’m going to rant about why. Also, there’s a list of personal recommendations in this post about games that have female leads or central female character narratives! There are some really great titles in all this sexist manure.

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Yes. Thank you.

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 00:09:16 -0400

Yes. Thank you.

the grace cycle: lalondes: commissarfuklaw: lalondes: commissarfuklaw: lalondes:...

Tue, 28 May 2013 23:24:52 -0400

the grace cycle: lalondes: commissarfuklaw: lalondes: commissarfuklaw: lalondes:...:

graceebooks:

lalondes:

commissarfuklaw:

lalondes:

commissarfuklaw:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

are you saying i could get a sandwich in exchange for removing the weakest part of my anatomy

you heard right sir

twenty-five buckaroos AND half of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

what a deal

I don’t want half a fucking sandwich

Look I don’t care about the money I just want a full sandwich

One whole sandwich for BOTH testicles

This is a fucking deal OK you are giving me ONE (1) sandwich for TWO (2) testicles

or you could use the $25 to buy a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter?????????

he can have the full sandwich i’ll keep the cash

But wouldn’t this $8000/egg be for optimal eggs? That is, eggs from women who’re Ivy League/Oxbridge/insert crazy difficult to get in school here educated, have activities that are so well rounded they’d bounce (She can’t be literally well-rounded, you know), have no history of hereditary diseases or mental problems, and are of the proper phenotypes?

Given my state-school graduated, fat, hairy, depressed ass, I don’t think I’d be making eight grand an egg. Maybe enough for a sandwich or two.

[/reblog ruiner]

lon-gnome: My therapist gave me a sheet of paper with a list of legitimate rights. We seem to...

Mon, 27 May 2013 19:26:09 -0400

lon-gnome:

My therapist gave me a sheet of paper with a list of legitimate rights. We seem to forget we have these rights sometimes, so I thought I’d share it.

YOUR LEGITIMATE RIGHTS

You have a right to need things from others.

You have a right to put yourself first sometimes.

You have a right to feel and express your emotions or your pain.

You have a right to be the final judge of your beliefs and accept them as legitimate.

You have the right to your opinions and convictions.

You have the right to your experience - even if it’s different from that of other people.

You have a right to protest any treatment or criticism that feels bad to you.

You have a right to negotiate for change.

You have a right to ask for help, emotional support, or anything else you need (even though you may not always get it).

You have a right to say no; saying no doesn’t make you bad or selfish.

You have a right not to justify yourself to others.

You have a right not to take responsibility for someone else’s problem.

You have a right to choose not to respond to a situation.

You have a right, sometimes, to inconvenience or disappoint others.

Sometimes, when I get seriously low, things like this turn into such foreign concepts. Like, “What? I can disappoint people? But then they’ll hate me and leave me.” “How can I tell someone else that what they think about me is wrong? I’m the wrong one.” “Crying? I shouldn’t cry. Crying is for children and for people who have something to cry about. Crying is unprofessional.”

However, there’s still something that stays with me the longest. Let’s call it rule 0:

0. You have a right to be.

withoutasunrise: My friend just posted this to Facebook and it...

Mon, 27 May 2013 10:15:26 -0400

withoutasunrise:

My friend just posted this to Facebook and it describes me so well.

And I, of course, am some sort of freak of nature because I can think both of these thoughts at separate times.

tirsynni: truebluemeandyou: DIY Know Your Shoes Guide...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:08:42 -0400

tirsynni:

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Know Your Shoes Guide from Enerie here. My favorite shoes aren’t listed yet - Louis Heels which were popular in the 1920s. First seen at inspiration & realisation’s Facebook page.

THEY’RE FUCKING SHOES! SHOES! *crawls weeping into the corner* *rocks in confusion* Shooooooeeeees…

Okay, to be honest, my only reason for learning this is so that the salespeople at a shoe store don’t think that I’m stupid.